Monday, March 31, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 38" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (At the entrance to Butch Gardens.  A loud barfing sound is emitted from the 
            foliage.  A human body spews out from the leaves, as though vomited.)

GEORGETTE
What’s that?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Excuse me---

GRACE
            (Referring to the body)
It looks like a Hollywood prop---

FOOFEE
’Covered in slime---

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Be careful!

            (FOOFEE wipes the slime away.  The women gather around.)

FOOFEE
It’s . . . it’s . . .

ANNIE
IT’S LONNIE!

            (The PANTHER LADY bays loudly.)

            END OF EPISODE 38.