Monday, April 28, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 42" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ELINOR RADLEY, ready for speech-making, strides in front of the women.)

ELINOR RADLEY
It was men, I tell you!  Men killed your Lonnie, Annie!

GEORGETTE
I think you’re wrong---

ELINOR RADLEY
What?

GEORGETTE
In the dream cube, I saw an anaconda---

ELINOR RADLEY
You’re not serious---!

GEORGETTE
It was an anaconda that ate---

ELINOR RADLEY
Why do you think they call it a dream cube?  It wasn’t real!

GEORGETTE
But---

ELINOR RADLEY
There are drug lords a few acres over.  It was them.  They hate lesbians.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
What gall . . .

            (She falls asleep.)

ELINOR RADLEY
And now it’s our turn . . . for revenge!

            END OF EPISODE 42.

Monday, April 21, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 41" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ANNIE is anchored at LONNIE’s body.  The gray-heads, GEORGETTE and 
            GRACE, come up from behind to console her.)

GEORGETTE
There, there . . .

GRACE
There, there . . .

            (The PANTHER LADY rubs against ANNIE.)

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
I hate to see people die.  People I know, that is.

FOOFEE
But what killed her?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Who knows, in this jungle?

FOOFEE
So much slime, and the puncture bites---

            (ELINOR RADLEY has been, all this time, in the background, thinking, 
            contemplating.  She comes forward.)

ELINOR RADLEY
As if you don’t know---

            (ANNIE whirls around, with red in her eye.)

ANNIE
What?

ELINOR RADLEY
Men!  It was MEN!

            (They shudder.  It’s cold now with the fire out.)

            END OF EPISODE 41.

Monday, April 14, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 40" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


ANNIE
Why am I standing here, still, frozen?  Why did the Panther Lady put out that fire?  Shouldn’t I be throwing myself on something? plunging into something, waiting to be sealed up forever?  Is there a parapet I can . . . ?  No.  Lonnie lies and I stand.  And the moment, just past, seems so fresh---that moment when she was still alive.  Like I can grab the gears of this wicked clock and jerk that moment back.  But it ticks farther away, farther . . .  Oh, Lonnie.

            END OF EPISODE 40.

Monday, April 7, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 39" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (They hover around LONNIE’s body.)

ANNIE
Lonnie!  What happened---?

GEORGETTE
Is she . . . ?

GRACE
I’m not a doctor . . .

GEORGETTE
Well, somebody should . . .

            (The COUNTESS makes to examine the body.)

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
What am I looking for again?

FOOFEE
Allow me, Countess.  You are looking for breath.  What the Greeks would call spirit.  A sign that this rusty habitation still has some ghost rattling around within.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
            (To FOOFEE)
You’re beautiful.

FOOFEE
She’s dead.

            (The PANTHER LADY bays some more.)

            END OF EPISODE 39.