ANNIE
Up
ahead . . . I think I see a sign---
LONNIE
We’ve
been walking forever---
ANNIE
A
little exercise---
LONNIE
What
does it say?
ANNIE
The
leaves---
LONNIE
Honestly
. . .
(LONNIE brushes the leaves
away. There, in the peeled paint, glitzy
letters call
out, “Butch
Gardens.”)
LONNIE (Continued)
“Butch
Gardens”---?
ANNIE
My
kind of place---
LONNIE
Honestly---
ANNIE
It’s
like some kind of abandoned lesbian amusement park---
(ELINOR RADLEY emerges from the
shadows and curtsies low.)
ELINOR
RADLEY
Abandoned
no more.
(ANNIE and LONNIE start.)
END OF EPISODE 6.
(FOOFEE helps COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
climb down the pile of
wreckage.)
FOOFEE
Here’s
something odd, Countess. It seems our
plane crashed on top of another plane.
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
What
are the chances---?
FOOFEE
Watch
out!
(FOOFEE throws the COUNTESS down
onto a pile of tropical leaves. Another
plane crashes
down upon the first two.)
FOOFEE (Continued)
Would
you believe another plane?
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
Foofee. You’re on top of me . . .
(They remain still a moment.)
END OF EPISODE 5.
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
My
glorious plane!
FOOFEE
My apologies, Countess. It was like some force
pulled the steering mechanism---
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
Foofee,
my trusted womanservant, you survive?
But the plane---
FOOFEE
And
what of Feefoo, your trusted manservant---?
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
Yes, what
of him?
FOOFEE
Oh,
dear.
(FOOFEE opens the plane door. Roasted meat.)
FOOFEE (Continued)
I’m
afraid he didn’t make it.
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
I have a bad feeling about this, Foofee. Close the door.
(She makes several attempts and
finally gets the plane shut up.)
END OF EPISODE 4.
(The sound of a plane crashing.)
LONNIE
Another
one? ’Gives
me the shakes. I remember our crash.
ANNIE
I,
for one, look forward to the wilderness.
LONNIE
You’re
one for roughing it. Should we go to the
crash site?
ANNIE
Are
you a doctor? I’m not a doctor.
(They keep walking.)
END OF EPISODE 3.
