Monday, February 2, 2015

"The Sad Pie" by Westward Ho


            (A PIE sets on a window sill.  Passers by.)

PASSERS
Look!  A pie!  Hist, hist!

PIE
Yes, gawk, you villains!  Here I sit, like a head on a pike, the life slowly training from fluted crust!

PASSERS
Hist, hist!

            (The PASSERS keep bying.  The PIE keeps a-crying.)

END OF “THE SAD PIE.”