Monday, February 16, 2015

"The Northwest Passage" by Westward Ho


            (An unsavory REPORTER comes to interview THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE.  
            She is much older now and lives in Pickfair before it fell down.)

THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
You may think no one cares to find me, but you are wrong.  These furnishings are dusty; I can’t get good help.

REPORTER
You have many visitors?

THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
Silly boy, no.  I know what you’re thinking.  But youre wrong.  Some look.  The sensitive ones.

REPORTER
For what reason?  Financial gain?

THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
Financial---?  I may ask you to leave.

REPORTER
But what about space?  Haven’t your followers turned to space?

THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
Then let them chase that old whore! 
            (She smoothes her coarse hair)
A few still know I’m here---just northernly accessible, tantalizing.

            (She blows smoke from a long cigarette and tries to make a silhouette in her 
            cracked glass.  The image is wholly pathetic in the tragic sense of the word.)

            END OF “THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE.”