Monday, July 28, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 55" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ELINOR RADLEY and the PANTHER LADY come out from the woods and 
            stand before the peeling “Butch Gardens” sign.)

ELINOR RADLEY
Where is everybody?  Bunch of hens---

            (GEORGETTE and GRACE enter.)

                      ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)
Why are you giggly and dressed in leaves?

            (FOOFEE and COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE stumble in.)

FOOFEE
We were disposing of the---

ELINOR RADLEY
All we need is that other woman---

FOOFEE
We have news for you.

            (LONNIE walks in, glowing.)

ELINOR RADLEY
Stop shining, Annie---

LONNIE
I’m Lonnie, the one who was dead.

            (The PANTHER LADY spits up a hair ball.)

            END OF EPISODE 55.