Monday, July 21, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 54" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (The Fountain of Youth.  GEORGETTE and GRACE swim in it, keeping their 
            gray heads above water.)

GEORGETTE
I could swim here forever.

GRACE
Really?

GEORGETTE
No, I’m kind of tired of it.

GRACE
You want to put your head in?

GEORGETTE
And get my hair wet?  ’You crazy?  What about you?

GRACE
’You crazy?

            (Soft sound of plashing.)

                     GRACE (Continued)
What do you think will happen when we get out?

GEORGETTE
Our bodies will get old again.

GRACE
Good.  ’Cause I’m about to get my period.

            (She gets out.)

GEORGETTE
            (Smiling)
Oh, Grace . . .

            (She gets out.  As their skin dries, their flesh returns to the right age.)

                     GEORGETTE (Continued)
You want I should get leaves?

GRACE
Darn tootin’.  Old bats like us don’t stand around---

GEORGETTE
Begging for bugs---ouch!

GRACE
One on your backside---

GEORGETTE
You old devil!

            (Laughing, they dress in leaves, à la mode sauvage.)

GRACE
The best part of life has been getting old with you, Georgie.

            (They leave the Fountain of Youth and never look back.)

            END OF EPISODE 54.