"Butch Gardens, Episode 55" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (ELINOR RADLEY and the PANTHER LADY come out from the woods and 

            stand before the peeling “Butch Gardens” sign.)

ELINOR RADLEY

Where is everybody?  Bunch of hens---

            (GEORGETTE and GRACE enter.)

                      ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)

Why are you giggly and dressed in leaves?

            (FOOFEE and COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE stumble in.)

FOOFEE

We were disposing of the---

ELINOR RADLEY

All we need is that other woman---

FOOFEE

We have news for you.

            (LONNIE walks in, glowing.)

ELINOR RADLEY

Stop shining, Annie---

LONNIE

I’m Lonnie, the one who was dead.

            (The PANTHER LADY spits up a hair ball.)

            END OF EPISODE 55.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 54" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (The Fountain of Youth.  GEORGETTE and GRACE swim in it, keeping their 

            gray heads above water.)

GEORGETTE

I could swim here forever.

GRACE

Really?

GEORGETTE

No, I’m kind of tired of it.

GRACE

You want to put your head in?

GEORGETTE

And get my hair wet?  ’You crazy?  What about you?

GRACE

’You crazy?

            (Soft sound of plashing.)

                     GRACE (Continued)

What do you think will happen when we get out?

GEORGETTE

Our bodies will get old again.

GRACE

Good.  ’Cause I’m about to get my period.

            (She gets out.)

GEORGETTE

            (Smiling)

Oh, Grace . . .

            (She gets out.  As their skin dries, their flesh returns to the right age.)

                     GEORGETTE (Continued)

You want I should get leaves?

GRACE

Darn tootin’.  Old bats like us don’t stand around---

GEORGETTE

Begging for bugs---ouch!

GRACE

One on your backside---

GEORGETTE

You old devil!

            (Laughing, they dress in leaves, à la mode sauvage.)

GRACE

The best part of life has been getting old with you, Georgie.

            (They leave the Fountain of Youth and never look back.)

            END OF EPISODE 54.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 53" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE and her womanservant FOOFEE are shifting 

            the body of LONNIE.)

FOOFEE

What do you think of this plan to kill men?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

I’m all for it.

FOOFEE

Since my brother Feefoo died in the plane crash, I have no use for men.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

Better to kill them all.  What was that?

            (They drop LONNIE.)

            END OF EPISODE 53.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 52" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (ANNIE confronts the TWO-HEADED LESBIAN.)

ANNIE

So you’ll bring my Lonnie back?

HEAD 1

But in exchange, you must---

ANNIE

I don’t care.

HEAD 2

Drink this elixir.

            (ANNIE does so.  Smoke and consequences.)

            END OF EPISODE 52.