Monday, May 27, 2013

"Butch Gardens, Episode 2" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

            (A PANTHER LADY approaches the fearsome ELINOR RADLEY.)

PANTHER LADY
            (Snarling)
The first plane is down, mistress.

ELINOR RADLEY
            (Hissing)
Describe the women to me.

PANTHER LADY
They are beautiful.

ELINOR RADLEY
Pretty, or---you know---beautiful?

PANTHER LADY
Real beauties.  Muscular calves.

ELINOR RADLEY
Ah . . .

PANTHER LADY
Unvarnished, natural beauties.

ELINOR RADLEY
I cannot wait.

PANTHER LADY
They’re coming.

            (They scurry behind some foliage.)

            END OF EPISODE 2.