Monday, June 9, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 48" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (The “commode” near the entrance to Butch Gardens.  It is a cesspool of 
            hookworms.  The fearsome ELINOR RADLEY squats and makes lists.  The 
            PANTHER LADY snarls her way up.)

ELINOR RADLEY
It’s you.  What do you think of my plan?

            (The PANTHER LADY swats a hookworm.)

PANTHER LADY
I know what you’re doing---

ELINOR RADLEY
What do you---?

PANTHER LADY
I know the difference between snake spit and snail slime.

ELINOR RADLEY
Well, so what.  I saw my chance and took it---

PANTHER LADY
Things won’t always go your---

ELINOR RADLEY
Is that a threat?  Now, out of my sight!  I’m not finished yet.

            (The PANTHER LADY slinks away.  ELINOR RADLEY continues her lists.)

            END OF EPISODE 48.