Monday, April 28, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 42" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ELINOR RADLEY, ready for speech-making, strides in front of the women.)

ELINOR RADLEY
It was men, I tell you!  Men killed your Lonnie, Annie!

GEORGETTE
I think you’re wrong---

ELINOR RADLEY
What?

GEORGETTE
In the dream cube, I saw an anaconda---

ELINOR RADLEY
You’re not serious---!

GEORGETTE
It was an anaconda that ate---

ELINOR RADLEY
Why do you think they call it a dream cube?  It wasn’t real!

GEORGETTE
But---

ELINOR RADLEY
There are drug lords a few acres over.  It was them.  They hate lesbians.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
What gall . . .

            (She falls asleep.)

ELINOR RADLEY
And now it’s our turn . . . for revenge!

            END OF EPISODE 42.