"Butch Gardens, Episode 11" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

            (COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE, with her womanservant FOOFEE and the two
            old ladies, GEORGETTE and GRACE, arrive at the peeling sign where the
            fearsome ELINOR RADLEY and her PANTHER LADY await.  LONNIE and
            ANNIE are also there.)
 

GRACE

Would you look at this?  A convocation of lesbians.

ANNIE

It’s Butch Gardens, an abandoned amusement park.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

I’m Countess Van Der Cave.

ANNIE

            (Referring to ELINOR RADLEY)
This attractive woman was about to tell the origins of the place.

GRACE

What’s that hot number going to tell us---?

GEORGETTE

            (Giggling)
Grace, you’re forward---

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

            (To the PANTHER LADY)
I see that you are part panther.

ELINOR RADLEY

Do I have your attention?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

I said, I see that you are part panther---

ELINOR RADLEY

            (Louder)
Your attention!

COUTNESS VAN DER CAVE

            (Still to the PANTHER LADY)
Are you litter-trained?

            (The PANTHER LADY snarls.)

FOOFEE

Countess!

ELINOR RADLEY

Ahem!

GRACE

            (To the COUNTESS)
That hot number’s speaking---

LONNIE

Well, I can’t wait around---

ELINOR RADLEY

Too many women!  Too much noise!

            END OF EPISODE 11.