Monday, February 11, 2013

"The Trial of Westward Ho, Part VI"

            (MR. BALDHAWK’s office.)

WESTWARD
You are my mother’s lawyer.

MR. BALDHAWK
You will lose the case.

WESTWARD
I must tell you . . . I think Mother has gone nuts.

MR. BALDHAWK
Haven’t we all, a little?

WESTWARD
She is suing me over a trifle.  And, this morning, she spoke harshly to my sister.  She told her to lie on the stand.

MR. BALDHAWK
That’s what you thought you heard.  But hearing is a funny---

WESTWARD
She used to be kind, tender.  But, now, she’s . . .  I’m not sure she loves me anymore.

MR. BALDHAWK
            (Pause, chews a pen)
 How old are you, my boy?

WESTWARD
            (Clears throat)
Nearing or past thirty.

MR. BALDHAWK
And you live with your mother?  There’s your trouble.

            (MR. BALDHAWK shuffles papers.)

            END OF PART VI.