"Butch Gardens, Episode 46" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (ANNIE, distraught, enters a clearing.  In a puff of smoke, a TWO-HEADED 

            LESBIAN appears.)

ANNIE

            (Snidely)

Two heads aren’t better than one.

            (The TWO-HEADED LESBIAN is uncertain what to say after that.  She shakes 

            it off.)

HEAD 1

I can see you have a problem---

HEAD 2

I can see you have troubles---

ANNIE

What of it?

            (She kicks a stone.)

HEADS

We can help.

            END OF EPISODE 46.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 45" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (GRACE enters, with GEORGETTE in pursuit.)

GEORGETTE

What do you think you’re doing?

GRACE

I’m getting weapons to kill men.

GEORGETTE

What do you know about---?

GRACE

I thought maybe blow-guns---

            (The leaves part to reveal a beautiful fountain, slick with silvery nymphs.)

                      GRACE (Continued)

What the---?

            (Water song.)

            END OF EPISODE 45.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 44" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (Still in front of Butch Gardens, by LONNIE’s body.)

GEORGETTE

But I don’t understand why she’s covered with slime---

            (ELINOR RADLEY yells from the commode.)

ELINOR RADLEY (Unseen)

The drug lords use killer snails!  They smother their victims!

GEORGETTE

Hmmm . . .  Grace, where are you going?

GRACE

I’m getting supplies---

GEORGETTE

You mustn’t wander off!

            (GRACE goes, followed by GEORGETTE.)

ELINOR RADLEY (Unseen)

Everybody stay put!  I’m forming teams!

            (ANNIE shrugs and goes off in another direction.  FOOFEE prods COUNTESS 

            VAN DER CAVE, who has fallen asleep.)

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

Er, yes?

FOOFEE

Let’s dispose of the corpse.

            (They go to lift LONNIE.)

            END OF EPISODE 44.

"Butch Gardens, Episode 43" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

ANNIE

Take me to those men who killed my Annie!  I want them butchered!

ELINOR RADLEY

We’ll sneak up---and slit their testosterone-filled throats!

FOOFEE

Are there many men in the forest?  Which do we kill?

ELINOR RADLEY

Every he that pisseth against the wall!

GEORGETTE

Now, hold on a minute.  I’ve been a lesbian all my life---but never a man-hating---!

GRACE

I don’t know, Georgette.  This violence is turning me on---!

GEORGETTE

Simmer down, Grace---

ANNIE

I will not simmer!  If you mess with a woman’s partner, she messes you up!

GRACE

            (Referring to ANNIE and ELINOR RADLEY)

I’m with these hot numbers!

FOOFEE

Me, too!

            (FOOFEE kicks the COUNTESS, who awakes with a snort.)

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE

. . . Kill all men . . . !

GEORGETTE

Oh . . . all right.

ELINOR RADLEY

I’ll get to the details.  But, in the meantime, I have to use the commode.

            (She exits.  The PANTHER LADY looks this way and that, then follows.)

            END OF EPISODE 43.