ANNIE
Take me to those men who killed my Annie! I want them butchered!
ELINOR RADLEY
We’ll sneak up---and slit their testosterone-filled throats!
FOOFEE
Are there many men in the forest? Which do we kill?
ELINOR RADLEY
Every he that pisseth against the wall!
GEORGETTE
Now, hold on a minute.
I’ve been a lesbian all my life---but never a man-hating---!
GRACE
I don’t know, Georgette. This violence is turning
me on---!
GEORGETTE
Simmer down, Grace---
ANNIE
I will not simmer!
If you mess with a woman’s partner, she
messes you up!
GRACE
(Referring
to ANNIE and ELINOR RADLEY)
I’m with these hot numbers!
FOOFEE
Me, too!
(FOOFEE
kicks the COUNTESS, who awakes with a snort.)
COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
. . . Kill all men . . . !
GEORGETTE
Oh . . . all right.
ELINOR RADLEY
I’ll get to the details. But, in the meantime, I have to use the commode.
(She
exits. The PANTHER LADY looks this
way and that, then follows.)
END
OF EPISODE 43.
