Monday, May 26, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 46" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ANNIE, distraught, enters a clearing.  In a puff of smoke, a TWO-HEADED 
            LESBIAN appears.)

ANNIE
            (Snidely)
Two heads aren’t better than one.

            (The TWO-HEADED LESBIAN is uncertain what to say after that.  She shakes 
            it off.)

HEAD 1
I can see you have a problem---

HEAD 2
I can see you have troubles---

ANNIE
What of it?

            (She kicks a stone.)

HEADS
We can help.

            END OF EPISODE 46.