Monday, January 27, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 30" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (The cube that GEORGETTE shares with the ANACONDA.)

GEORGETTE
So . . . is there something I should do?

ANACONDA
You can massage my spine---

GEORGETTE
No---

ANACONDA
You can read me one of those Reader’s Digests.

            (The snake indicates a stack of magazines.)

GEORGETTE
I’m talking to the woman inside you.  Lonnie?

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
Yes?

GEORGETTE
You’re getting quieter.

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
Don’t mind me.

ANACONDA
You heard her.  Massage my spine.

GEORGETTE
Is there anything I can do for you, Lonnie?  Anything?

            (Silence.)

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
            (Sheepishly)
Remember me fondly?

            (The snake smiles.)

GEORGETTE
Things are serious in my cube.

            (She thinks.)

END OF EPISODE 30.