Monday, January 6, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 27" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ANNIE’s and FOOFEE’s cube.  FOOFEE is cleaning.  She dusts right up to the 
            other woman and gives her a light whack.)

ANNIE
I’m looking for Lonnie.

FOOFEE
Are you, though?  It seems like you’re sitting there.

ANNIE
Well, what can I---?

FOOFEE
Not dwell on your sorrows.  Did I tell you I had a brother Feefoo?  He was Alsatian---

ANNIE
They always are---

FOOFEE
He was my everything.  He died yesterday.  You don’t hear me complaining.

ANNIE
But . . .

FOOFEE
But what?

ANNIE
But . . .

FOOFEE
Yes?

ANNIE
He didn’t . . . he didn’t have any lines.  So we never got to know him.  But Lonnie . . . 

FOOFEE
Thinking too much---it’s not good for the head.

            (She whacks ANNIE with a brush.)

            END OF EPISODE 27.