(Back at the site of the four plane
crashes, the two severed HEADS roll around.
Fragments from the woman-eating PLANT gather themselves together and
address the HEADS.)
PLANT
Hey,
ladies! I was pulverized, but
I’m not through. Why don’t you come with
me, and we’ll make something of our shared brokenness?
HEADS
Will
you eat us?
PLANT
I’m
damaged goods, too desperate to find anything but friends in this world. Are you with me?
(The PLANT pieces start to shuffle
off. The HEADS roll after.)
HEADS
Whee!
END OF EPISODE 15.
(FOOFEE comes out of the woods.)
GEORGETTE
Child,
what a fright!
FOOFEE
I
hate to bother you both, but my mistress is caught in a man-eating plant---
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
(Calling from the brush)
Woman-eating---!
FOOFEE
(Confidentially)
She’s
always in trouble.
GEORGETTE
(Gesturing toward GRACE)
That’s
this one. But I don’t fault her.
FOOFEE
She’s
more than a boss to me; and I’d really like to save her.
GEORGETTE
Grace?
GRACE
We
have our purses---
GEORGETTE
And
our training from the WAC. We met in
the---
GRACE
She
doesn’t want our life story---
FOOFEE
Your
purses.
(The three women begin clobbering
the blood-thirsty plant. The PLANT
sniffles.)
PLANT
Ow,
stop it! Now, stop it! Really; it’s enough to be a woman-eating
plant! Really. I made a choice: I like women.
You’d think the four of you would have some understanding . . .
FOOFEE
Quiet,
you rotten radish!
GEORGETTE
Juice her!
GRACE
See
you in hell, bitch!
(The three women knock the PLANT to
Kingdom Come---but not before she
coughs up COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE.)
GRACE (Continued)
The
nerve. Trying to pull feminism on us.
(To the plant particles)
I
invented feminism, bitch!
GEORGETTE
(To GRACE)
People might misinterpret . . .
(FOOFEE helps the COUNTESS up.)
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
There
now. I’m Countess Van Der Cave. Let us walk in the direction of the running
water.
(They march off.)
END OF EPISODE 9.
LONNIE
Annie,
what is this place?
ANNIE
I
just got out of the crashed airplane.
LONNIE
’You hurt?
ANNIE
Nothin’
for a lady like me.
LONNIE
(Terrified)
Where’s my hand?
(Appeased)
Oh, I just lost the feelin’ in it. What can you
do . . . Where are we?
(ANNIE unfolds a map.)
LONNIE (Continued)
That
map won’t---
ANNIE
It
can’t hurt---
LONNIE
We were flying over the Amazon.
ANNIE
I hear
a mighty river---
(The roar of water.)
ANNIE (Continued)
Should
we march towards it?
(They head in the direction of the
roar. Someone is watching from behind a
woman-
eating plant.)
END OF EPISODE 1.
