Showing posts with label man-hating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label man-hating. Show all posts

Monday, August 4, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 56" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (Led by the PANTHER LADY, ELINOR RADLEY, FOOFEE, and LONNIE 
            are crouching, creeping, spying.)

LONNIE
Are we looking for Annie?

ELINOR RADLEY
We’re looking for men to kill.  There’s no time to explain---

LONNIE
But Annie---?

ELINOR RADLEY
I don’t know---shhh!

            (The PANTHER LADY growls.)

                    ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)
Are we there?

FOOFEE
If it’s any consolation, I’m sure she’ll turn up.  Eventually.

            (The PANTHER LADY hisses for everyone to shut the F up.)

            END OF EPISODE 56.

Monday, July 14, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 53" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE and her womanservant FOOFEE are shifting 
            the body of LONNIE.)

FOOFEE
What do you think of this plan to kill men?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
I’m all for it.

FOOFEE
Since my brother Feefoo died in the plane crash, I have no use for men.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Better to kill them all.  What was that?

            (They drop LONNIE.)

            END OF EPISODE 53.

Monday, April 28, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 42" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (ELINOR RADLEY, ready for speech-making, strides in front of the women.)

ELINOR RADLEY
It was men, I tell you!  Men killed your Lonnie, Annie!

GEORGETTE
I think you’re wrong---

ELINOR RADLEY
What?

GEORGETTE
In the dream cube, I saw an anaconda---

ELINOR RADLEY
You’re not serious---!

GEORGETTE
It was an anaconda that ate---

ELINOR RADLEY
Why do you think they call it a dream cube?  It wasn’t real!

GEORGETTE
But---

ELINOR RADLEY
There are drug lords a few acres over.  It was them.  They hate lesbians.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
What gall . . .

            (She falls asleep.)

ELINOR RADLEY
And now it’s our turn . . . for revenge!

            END OF EPISODE 42.