Monday, August 25, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 59" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)


            (LONNIE, FOOFEE, ELINOR RADLEY, and the PANTHER LADY are 
            stalking drug lords.)

LONNIE
I’m worried about Annie---

ELINOR RADLEY
Silence!  Do you want to get us killed?

            (Walking, tracking.  ELINOR RADLEY stops everyone.)

                     ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)
Do you hear men up ahead?

            (The women look at each other.  Even the PANTHER LADY has a dumb look 
            behind her whiskers.)

                   ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)
Can any of you hear men?

            (Dumb looks.)

FOOFEE
I used to hear my brother Feefoo.  But he was the only one, and he’s dead now.

ELINOR RADLEY
Well, what are we supposed to do?

            (ELINOR RADLEY drops her machete.  The butt end lands on the PANTHER 
            LADY’s paw.  She yowls.)

                    ELINOR RADLEY (Continued)
Do you want them to hear us?

PANTHER LADY
            (Hissing)
If we can’t hear them, what makes you think they can hear us?

            END OF EPISODE 59.