Monday, December 16, 2013

"Butch Gardens, Episode 24" by MTR Studios (Mocha Tchokha Rose, head writer)

            (A large cube.  GEORGETTE, the other grayhead, is in there with a giant snake.)

GEORGETTE
Are you friendly?

ANACONDA
I’m well-fed---

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
I’m here, too!

GEORGETTE
Three? in the same cube?

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
I’m being digested . . .

GEORGETTE
Do I know you?

ANACONDA
            (Answering her question)
You’ve probably run into snakes like me at the reptile house . . .

GEORGETTE
            (To the snake)
Dear, I was talking to the woman inside you.

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
In life, I was called Lonnie---

GEORGETTE
You were that auburn-haired’s girlfriend.

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
Annie---

GEORGETTE
“In life”?  Are you dead?

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
A few hours . . .

ANACONDA
            (To her meal)
Lonnie . . . does it hurt when I burp?

VOICE FROM WITHIN THE ANACONDA
No more than dying . . .

            (The snake burps loudly.  GEORGETTE is tickled.  Outside the cubes, the
            PANTHER LADY scampers about.)

            END OF EPISODE 24.