Monday, November 18, 2013

"Butch Gardens, Episode 21" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

            (It is getting late.)

ANNIE
Where’s Lonnie?

GEORGETTE
But I don’t understand why all the planes crashed.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
            (Awaking)
Don’t you?  She must have a big magnet---

GEORGETTE
Big enough to suck Grace into a plane and convince her to fly?

GRACE
I never flew before---

GEORGETTE
We never took a plane to Orlando---

GRACE
Indiatlantic---

GEORGETTE
---before.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Strong magnet.

ANNIE
Where’s Lonnie?

FOOFEE
But there are still unanswered questions:  why us?  Why these particular women:  one, a lithe womanservant---

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Another, a sleepy old royal---

GRACE
Then a couple of grayheads---

ANNIE
And an ordinary couple---where’s Lonnie?

FOOFEE
Why us?

            (At ELINOR RADLEY’s beck, the PANTHER LADY rises and starts closing
            banana leaves, like curtains, around the clearing.)

ELINOR RADLEY
Yyyaaawww . . . It’s getting late.  What do you think, Panther Lady? beddy-bye?

            (She settles in the leaves for a snooze.  The COUNTESS is already asleep.  The
            PANTHER LADY kindles a fire.)

ANNIE
Really . . . where’s Lonnie . . . ?

FOOFEE
So many questions . . .

            (The PANTHER LADY’s yellow eyes dart.  She throws something ambergrissy
            onto the pyre.  Sputter sputter spurt.  Fumes.  They all get hazy.)

            END OF EPISODE 21.