FOOFEE
They’re coming out---
COUNTESS
VAN DER CAVE
Let’s
hide, Foofee. I don’t want to
meet new people.(They hide in the woman-eating plant. The door of the plane pops on its hinge
and slowly begins to rise. Two little gray-haired ladies, GEORGETTE and
GRACE, hobble out.)
GEORGETTE
Oh,
Grace . . .
GRACE
This
doesn’t look like Orlando . . .
GEORGETTE
Oh,
no; not Orlando; no . . .
GRACE
Hello? Is anyone here?
GEORGETTE
That’s
right. Help me down.(GRACE lends a hand to GEORGETTE.)
GRACE
How’s
your hip?
GEORGETTE
Thank
goodness for Boniva.
GRACE
(Calling out)Is anyone here?
GEORGETTE
Hello? We’re two little old ladies from
Tallahassee---
GRACE
(Overlapping) Two little queer ladies from Tallahassee. Hello?
GEORGETTE
On
our way to Orlando---
GRACE
Indialantic,
really---
GEORGETTE
But no
one knows where that is---
GRACE
Two
little queer ladies, on our way from Tallahassee to Indialantic---
GEORGETTE
But
Grace doesn’t know how to fly the plane.
I don’t fault her.
GRACE
And
now we’re lost. Hello?
GEORGETTE
Hello?(Struggling from the bushes.)
GEORGETTE (Continued)
(Motioning)I hear something other there.
END OF EPISODE 7.
