Monday, October 13, 2014

"Butch Gardens, Episode 60" by Mocha Tchokha Rose


            (ELINOR RADLEY, FOOFEE, LONNIE, and the PANTHER LADY are 
            stalking drug lords in the Amazon rain forest.)

LONNIE
Hold on.  If we can’t hear men, how do you think we’ll see them?

ELINOR RADLEY
Well---oh, I don’t know . . .

FOOFEE
They must exist on another plane---

            (The PANTHER LADY looks up, crouches, and snarls.)

                     FOOFEE (Continued)
Not that kind of plane, silly Panther Lady.

ELINOR RADLEY
But, if that’s so, how do we destroy them?

            (Stupefaction.  Shrugs all around.)

            END OF EPISODE 60.