Monday, August 5, 2013

"Butch Gardens, Episode 12" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

            (Divers women surround the fearsome ELINOR RADLEY.  Campfire light as for
            ghoststorytelling.)

ELINOR RADLEY
Do I have your attention?  Do I finally have your attention?  I was going to tell you about Butch Gardens.  But I’ll do it in song.  As she told Mr. Paganini, if you can’t sing it, you’ll simply have to swing it.

GRACE
I like this dame---

GEORGETTE
            (Quieting GRACE)
Let her swing it.

            (The PANTHER LADY starts a beat on the tom-toms.)

PANTHER LADY
            (Scatting)
Dingus dingus dingus dung.
Dingus dingus dingus dung.

ELINOR RADLEY
I have a story to tell.
It’s the story of a place called, “Butch Gardens.”
I have a story to tell.
It’s the story of a place called, “Butch Gardens.”
’You wanna hear it?

PANTHER LADY
--- dingus dingus dung.

ELINOR RADLEY
’You wanna hear it?

PANTHER LADY
---dingus dingus dung.

ELINOR RADLEY
Let me hear you say, “Yes, ma’am!”

ALL BUT LONNIE
Yes, ma’am!

ELINOR RADLEY
Say, “Yes, ma’am!”

ALL BUT LONNIE
Yes, ma’am!

            (The PANTHER LADY keeps going.  ANNIE whispers to LONNIE.)

ANNIE
Don’t you wanna hear it?

LONNIE
Not really . . .

PANTHER LADY
Dingus dingus dingus dung.
 
LONNIE
            (To ANNIE)
Can you come with me a second?

            (LONNIE pulls ANNIE into the wilderness.)

ELINOR RADLEY
Don’t worry ’bout them
Because they’ll be back.

            (Ba-da-da-boom!  The PANTHER LADY drums.)

            END OF EPISODE 12.