Monday, June 10, 2013

"Butch Gardens, Episode 4" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
My glorious plane!

FOOFEE
My apologies, Countess.  It was like some force pulled the steering mechanism---

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Foofee, my trusted womanservant, you survive?  But the plane---

FOOFEE
And what of Feefoo, your trusted manservant---?

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
Yes, what of him?

FOOFEE
Oh, dear.

            (FOOFEE opens the plane door.  Roasted meat.)

                  FOOFEE (Continued)
I’m afraid he didn’t make it.

COUNTESS VAN DER CAVE
I have a bad feeling about this, Foofee.  Close the door.

            (She makes several attempts and finally gets the plane shut up.)

            END OF EPISODE 4.