"Colossal Head" by Westward Ho

            (A foolish individual, THE SOOTHSAYER, is seated near a large bowl of fruit.)

THE SOOTHSAYER

Yet again, humankind strove too hard and builded unto the Lord a colossal head, so that they might remind Him of shared likeness.

            (THE SOOTHSAYER picks up a piece of fruit.)

                   THE SOOTHSAYER (Continued)

But the head got unmoored and rolled through the town square like a ferocious orange.

            (THE SOOTHSAYER lets the fruit slip from his hand.  It bounces along the floor.)

            THE END