"Butch Gardens, Episode 18" by Mocha Tchokha Rose

            (My teacher says that overheard voices can be more interesting than what we
            make up ourselves. I doubt it.)
   
            (A WOMAN dials the phone.)

WOMAN

Yes, hello . . . I have a complaint to make about your sign . . . Your sign.  The one in front of your building . . . Yes; on the sign, it says, “NEW,” but the “W” is really just an “M” turned upside down . . . I don’t know---“NEW TACOS” or something---but the point is that the “W” is just an “M” turned upside down . . . I’m calling to say that I liked the “W” the first time, when it was an “M.”  Thank you.

            (She hangs up.)

            END OF EPISODE 18.