Monday, April 29, 2013

"The Trial of Westward Ho, Part XVII"

            (THE FOOL, yet again, prods the sleeping POPE.)

THE POPE
Stop that, thou idiot!  I am the Pope!  Now, to my ruling.

            (He shuffles through sheets of foolscap.)

                   THE POPE (Continued)
The case is simple---simple?---am I right?  A young man wrote some manuscripts---plays---about members of his family, about his sister and mother.  He also, if I be not mistaken, wrote in the names of his sister and mother, as if claiming their authorship.  But what is authorship?  Who wrote the Letter to the Hebrews?  ’Tis a comely letter---

THE FOOL
            (Admonishing)
Popey-poo.

THE POPE
In conclusion, I like not this era.  I wish we were in the wilderness, and I---your Moses---could stone ye for gathering sticks.  But, alas, here I am; and I must rule.  Thus saith your Renaissance Pope . . .

            (A mild tremor.  The crowd reacts.)

                 THE POPE (Continued)
What shaketh the ground?

THE FOOL
As if nature herself were trying to stall your---

            END OF PART XVII.