Monday, September 17, 2012

"The Waitress at the Seafood Restaurant" by Westward Ho

            (She is sitting in a booth.)

WAITRESS
            When I saw you last, I was telling you of the troubles.  But, now, I am having the more happy times---or so I was thinking.  I am . . . on vacation, if you can believe. 
             It was a strange thing.  This man came often to the coffee shop---his name was Weston or Wesley---and he told me that he wanted to do something wonderful for me.  I doubted him, you know.  But he kept to it.  He asked me when I was happy, truly.  I told him something silly.  I don’t know why, but I told him:  I remember, just before Coelacanth was married, we all went away for the weekend.  I don’t remember what for---maybe for Coelacanth.  Or maybe Father got a moneyprize.  But we went to Hamilton, Ontario, and we had supper at a fine seafood restaurant.  It was my first time to have salmon.  Now, I have salmon many times since, but I never like it.  Sometimes---as usual---there is something not good:  skin too like a mirror and it peels from the flesh wrong.  But this salmon in Hamilton---it was like heaven.
            I told this to Weston or Wesley and he told me that he was getting a ticket and taking me.  I doubted it.  But here I am.  It’s not the same restaurant, I don’t think.  That one must have closed.  And the salmon, it is not good.  Like a dirty river.  But it is nice to . . . to . . . have something.
            But now I worry.  I have not seen Weston or Wesley in a long time.  Twenty minutes?  He took me here.  He took me, and I think he left me at this restaurant.  I am wondering why I came.  I think it was a mistake.  But why would he play the game and take me here to leave me here?  And where is he?  A mistake.  I should not have took time from work, even if he paid.  And I don’t know how I will get back.
            Oh, but here he is.  They were in the restroom.  That is all.  And they are back now.  Back now.

            (The WAITRESS smiles a return greeting.)

            THE END.