CHILD
My mommy asked what I wanted for Christmas and I can’t believe she got it for me. I can’t believe she found it. It’s a pickled head; see. It’s in this jar. It’s a pickled head. I don’t know how she found it. See my head. I can pretend it to talk.
HEAD
I want a body. I want a body.
CHILD
Well, you don’t have it.
HEAD
Please help me.
CHILD
Let’s go to the store. They have bodies. Hello, storekeeper; I want a body.
HEAD
A real body, you fool! I can't take being sealed in this jar!
CHILD
Well, there are stores and rules. So, there. Hey, everybody; look at my head!THE END.
